dirty-a-sid's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- apples to apples I got an iPhone today. It's awesome. But... Did I ever mention how much I LOATHE iTunes? iTunes is the probably the biggest pieace of shit software to ever hit the market. Its playlist management makes my balls stink. Even worse than they already do. Why, oh why, can iTunes not just use the MASSIVE directory I already have set up to hold all my music? Why does this program, that was surely-coded-by-fucktards-drinking-the-sweet-nectar-of-Satan's-warty-cock, insist on making a duplicate of 87 gb of my music on another fucking drive where I have absolutely no fucking space to spare? I don't mean to be foul here but this really makes my hemorrhoids itch. I have this tightening feeling in my sphincter that is a tell-tale sign of impending ass-rapery. I want to shove Steve Jobs head in my 3 day-on-a-bike underwear and defecate like a granny wearing Depends. I want to stick the lead developer for iTunes head in a vice clamp and play Avril Lavigne songs at 20 beats per minute while I slowly tighten the vice until his head explodes. That's right folks, I'm just that mad. The sad part is I really can't stop it now, it's already begun. ONce you let that fucked up Apple shit software on your computer it's the fucking end of the fucking line, there ain't no going back man, all or nothing because it will never leave. It's either stick with the shit or wipe your fucking hard drive but somehow I still doubt that would do it. The fucking iTunes updater would somehow still pop up in the middle of a great fucking jerk session, ruining the entire porn experience and sending this writer into a epileptic fit of fucking rage. I guess at this point resistance is just fucking futile, I'm like Locutis, I didn't really want to be Borg, but fuck if I can do anything about it. To all of you stupid fucks that cried for years that Microsoft was the fucking devil and they'd end up branding us with serial numbers and herding us around the information-stuper-highway like a bunch of digital sheep, I want you to take a good hard look at the fucking apple products you now own (more like own you) and give a nice little bow to your new master because the motherfuckers have us now. This phone is still really nice though. I just wish there was an app for rage-abatement. 9:26 p.m. - 2009-08-14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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